Band names for sale

Not Normal Jigsaw People
Disappearing Anus
Interrogative Moo
Temporary Paragon
Jeffs Hands
Bitchflaps
No Not That One That One
The Steve Hillage Pillage Village 
Covered in Glue
Mystery Donut Hair
Wookie Nipples
Squirt Portolio
I'm Sorry I'm In Your Pants 
Status dogs
Birthday Particle 

There is more to come. That's not a band name, it's an inevitability.

And a promise.

And a threat. 

Maybe it IS a band name. Maybe everything is a band name.

I don't know. I only know one thing. And that is, that I could only be in a band if the number of gigs that we play matches the number of commas it is possible to insert into our band name.


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